geeetz

When it's Christmas time and all the boys get together to climb Mount Chiliad in their 4x4's.

Sky: oI boiZ, leT'z Geton sUm GEEEtz
Dip: dUdE, you kiLLed mE,i get a fR33 kIll on u >:C
Sky: it'S chjriSmtas, leT/'z get on Sum Geetz

7figurephobia

The irrational fear of extremely oversized ears

Bob: Hey, wanna go see Ben tomorrow

Steve: Can't man, the ears on that guy scare me
Bob: Oh, so you have 7figurephobia

pugvid-19

The impulsive addiction to join a tf2 pug when ever there is one hosted.

rohan: omg im so white
rohan: omg theres a tf2 pug
*leaves*
michael: that kid's got pugvid-19
raam: yea 100%

also:

daz: leaves without saying anything
*joins pug*