Craig

Craig is a bent man who loves to bum children in his rape dungeon. He has an infinite collection of butt plugs and has starred on the hit series NCIS special victims unit for paedophilia. His passion of bumming pre-pubescent males is his love of life. He is a bender who likes bending children over. Don't be fooled by his loving and caring character this is one bent man and you should avoid him at all times, or else you will become one of many of his scarred children.

"Do you know Craig?"
"Yeah, i think so, though his windscreen was tinted and couldn't see inside his car."
"Probably cause he was bumming a child."

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