6’0”

The height cutoff for shallow women. One less inch and you’re immediately friend-zoned.

Becky: I wish John was more attractive.
Karen: But he’s 6’0”.
Becky: Now that you mention it he’s definitely husband material.

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Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

Boy get out

An exclamatory phrase used in reaction to a dumb idea or action by another.

Boi git out | phrasal verb

Synonym: Boy gone

Chase: We should smoke these hollow sticks I just found in the woods.

Ben: BOY GET OUT!

Chase: Yall don’t want to try it?

Sam: BOY GET OUT!