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In relation to paper hands and the stock market:
When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
Paper hands: âYo paper bitch, withdraw me some more money from my accounts so I can sell my stocks for a measly profitâ
Cereal hands: âYes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!â
Fruity pebbles hands: âY-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!â
Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an âare you dumb?â Face.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: ð¦ (or insert the words unicorn face)
Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they donât reply for hours on end. Simulating that youâve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.
Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, Iâm currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.
Lawn: Oh god what happened?
Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.
Lawn: â¦
Ben: Hello? Theyâre about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.
Ben: #phan
Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling itâs magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?
Judge: GUILTY!!!
A hoagie that is missing the bread element. A name that a herd of ignorami say when trying to fancify something. In this case, a salad.
Lawn at Wawa: Can I get a hoagie bowl?
Ben: You mean a salad?
When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.
Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling âCHARMINâ out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.
Girl with fat ass walks by.
Guys: CHARMIN!
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When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.
Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: âCanât lose anything if you donât sellâ
(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: âMaybe it wonât go down too far and I can make a quick profit.â
(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: âMy life savings! HALP nâ SELLâ
A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesnât justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.
Ben: Chill out, itâs not a big deal. Youâre being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.