mocker

(n) When a young man extends the index, middle finger and pinky of his hand in the presence of a naked MILF. He then inserts the index and middle finger in to the "pink" and the pinky finger in to the "stink" of said MILF.

So I was bangin' Sandy's mom last night, and I pulled out and mockered the shit out of her.

9👍 30👎

Frugal Chinamen

A man who is anticipating having sex later in the evening makes sure to bring a pair of chopsticks with him. In the event of a sexual encounter, he starts having sex doggy style, and when the woman starts to climax he takes out the chopsticks and reaches in to her removed pants and takes her wallet

"Milch spent so much money on this bitch at the bar that he frugal chinamened her at her house later that night. He wasn't paying for all those fucking tequila shots."

41👍 6👎