Face Off

A competitive drinking game in which two opponents simultaneously take a shot of the gnarliest booze available, all the while staring each other in the eye.

- A referee is elected to examine the Face Off and once the shots have been taken, he/she determines which opponent kept the straightest face throughout the match.

- The winner is then exempt from further Face Offs and the loser must continue Facing Off against other opponents until he/she is able to keep a straight face.

- The torch is then passed when the loser finally wins a Face Off, and the game continues.

A Face Off is often the only solution in a dispute between two intoxicated individuals ranting about who can hold their liquor, or maybe (if drunk enough) arguing about something completely unrelated.

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Tub-Rub

The act of one male rubbing another male in any way that satisfies him. The tub-rub, as you might have guessed, must be conducted in or around a tub. It is not exclusive to porcelain bathtubs but can also be conducted in large tupperwares, garbage bins, coolers, etc.

Note that the tub-rub is commonly used as a form of payment.

Will: "Wassuuuuupp."

Troy: "I deleted pretty much all your taboo porn."

Will: "What the hell!? That's mad retarded of you to do."

Troy: "I'm sorry man. Listen... I'll give you three tub-rubs to make it up to you."

Will: "Shiiiit... make it four."

Troy: "Done."

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