Lizzo

A black woman who has thick skin in a literal sence only

Lizzo is the very personification of whats wrong with modern society, she glorifies a naturally unhealthy trait and will break into literal tears when she finds the slightest amount of criticism

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AFC Eastman

The superhero alias taken on by former NFL quarterback Tom Brady during the regular season from 2001 till he left the division in 2020. His opponents included such formidable foes as the Miami dolphins, Buffalo bills, and New York jets led by first ballot hall of famer’s such as Mark Sanchez, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Tyrod Taylor, and Ryan Tannehill.

Jim Nantes: and as Taylor takes a knee the New England patriots will fall to five and ten, meaning week 17 will be a win or go home game for the AFC Eastman against Miami if he wants to win he division and make it into the playoffs

Tony Romo: That’s Tom Brady for you, don’t you doubt Brady, O N L Y B R A D Y, he will always come up when it matters most, Miami is so fucked