Cael

One sexy beast. Will invite you to his hot tub so he can force you to draw a portrait of himself.

Nuclear reactors? Nah, Cael.

Lily

Kindergarten sized Barney, will run you over if you get on her bad side.

Lilypad? Large dad? Lily.

Allie

Think of the Lorax but a female. Allie. Top g gamer at wii bowling. Spare your life, strike you stuffed animals.

Allie, the tree lover.

Nate

A fire of a guy. Can steal anyone’s girl using his toes as a primary source.

Big boy Nate is a baddie.

Karter

Do not let this man next to your girl. He will 360 no scope your girls heart and take them to Hogwarts so they can have butterbear.

Launching tactical Karter. Mission Accomplished- Girl Stolen.

Chacelie

Jet cream puffed twinky that could squat like its hot. Prefers socks over plastic bags, loves her toys. Will die die to cucumber suffocation.

A Cucumber got stuck midway down chacelie esophagus