Fuckslap

(n.)One who you dislike enough to maliciously slap while engaging in intercourse, yet like enough to engage in intercourse with.

(v.) The act of slapping someone who your are engaged in intercourse with, for doijng something incredibly stupid in bed.

You're having sex...*insert various sounds of intercourse hear...he/she does something like biting, or inserting anything into somewhere it shouldn't be, and you slap the shit out of them, only to continue intercourse, then leave and never talk to them, that person, is a fuckslap(n.), what you did to them, is fuckslap(v.) them.

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Bennyflush

to (at least attempt to) flush the toilet mid-stream as one is urinating, using solely one's left foot, maintaining aim of stream into bowl. (This task is damn near impossible, and should be attempted by professionals only, godspeed.)

wtf a bennyflush is pretty much stand one one leg while peeing and try to flush with the other, before you're done pissing ok

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