friday hero

When your boss, manager, or supervisor takes days off/leaves early Monday thru Thursday and every Friday he stays until close of business.

Employee #1: "Its Friday! Do you think the queen will be leaving early?"

Employee #2" "No, he's the Friday Hero! He'll be here after we leave at 5:00!"

mustache rider

Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.

Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?

Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.

Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.

Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!