Irish power nap

He pinnacle of drunken recovery. The ability to be black out drunk, and take a 3-5 minute power nap and wake up apparently completely sober. As if god himself replaced your liver with an entirely new one. The ability that people question whether you’re actually human, or some sort of demigod that has the power to sober up within a short nap timeframe.

Guy: Dude Taylor just passed out after his 9th shot.
Other guy: yeah he’s taking an Irish power nap

*5 minutes later*
Taylor: *wakes up, acting sober* who’s down for shots ?

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