When you give a blowjob in a freezer, but donât let them finish so they have blueballs
Karen gave the customer a blueberry slurry
The monster that freezes your computer whenever you're trying to open up really important stuff.
Dude, I got that nudie you sent but the cybermonster won't let me open the file
Your guy comes over, he give you his banana and you ask him to leave right after.
Honey, come over and give me a banana split, I need to get to work early tomorrow.
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