Pappy Boomers

The aging Baby Boomers, now old. Due to the decline in birth rate, will be without sufficient resources to retire properly. Baby Boomers created a consumerist Western Society after WWII by inventing machines that made house work easier (washers and dryers, etc) and was supposed to help alleviate the burden of life but only drove people to work more in order to earn more and therefore be richer. Today, the Pappy Boomers are worried that not enough youths are part of the workforce to ensure the retirement funds.

My uncle Mort was born in 1951, he was part of the baby boomers generation. Now, he'd like to retire but aunt Raymonda won't let him. She needs dough for boob lift. They're just a couple of Pappy Boomers!

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no name basis

Sharing time and/or space with someone whom you moderately appreciate or have absolutely no respect for to the point of not remembering or deliberately forgetting their name.

Pouet: So, who you out with last night?
Tuatil: Arh! A bunch of jerk-offs. I wasted a whole evening with a load of idiots.
Pouet: Really? Who?
Tuatil: Can't remember. I'm on a no name basis with'em.

or

Rebacci: How's your new roommate Jelad?
Jelad: Alright I guess. We're on a no name basis which shows how much time I spend at home with her!

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Romantic Asylum

To move away from your city or country in order to escape one or more lovers that make your life difficult. To gain perspective on your love life by seeking refuge in an unknown geographical area.

I came to Taiwan to teach English to get away from Lily and Franco because it was too difficult to choose between them. I'm on romantic asylum!

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