Fud Thud

Scottish version of “Clam Slam”. The female version of tea bagging.

I tell ye Sandra, I was sick of his whining about no huvin his tea on the table when he gets in fae work so last night I gave him an an almighty fud thud right in the beak for aw his cheek.

Dirty Bergerac

When one receives felatio in a car. Preferably a nice car but not a necessity as what constitutes a nice car is very subjective

Karen gave me a dirty Bergerac on the M8 last night when I was taking us to get some Kirspy Kreme doughnuts through in Edinburgh