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Dairyrhea

The condition of having loose stools when you are lactose intolerant and you consumed dairy products.

I had to end the date short after our milkshakes because I had a horrible case of dairyrhea.

by Bernard Bangwanger January 11, 2011


barberism

overpaying for a crappy haircut

$20 for a Great Clip's haircut!? Such barberisms cannot be tolerated.

by Bernard Bangwanger April 11, 2014

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Oralgasim

a female voice creating peak feelings of pleasure

Listening to Caroline Smith gave me an oralgasim.

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fifthmeal

When you vomit in your mouth and re-swallow the taco bell fourthmeal you just devoured.

John's fifthmeal did not go down as easily as his fourthmeal.

by Bernard Bangwanger January 9, 2011

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


masturdebating

1. When you first start to pleasure yourself and you can't decide which person you're going to think about during climax.
2. When a girl is at a sex toy shop and she can't decide which toy to buy.

Steve spends a long time masturdebating since he has such a large spank-bank.
Liz spent hours masturdebating over the wall of toys.

by Bernard Bangwanger December 30, 2011

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Womanual

a reference book pertaining to the mental reasoning and physical functions of an adult female person

There's nothing in the womanual about why women go to the bathroom in groups

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Girlfrenter

When you start sleeping with the girl renting the other apartment in your building.

How long will it take Mike's girlfrenter to want a real relationship and stop paying rent?

by Bernard Bangwanger December 21, 2010