Editors

The UK version of the band "Interpol".

Editors are pretty wank, the guy sings really slowly just so he doesn't have to write any lyrics.

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equiviolent

adj. Describes an equal amount of violence in reply to the person to have administered the original violence.

Leànnà punched me in the nad. What can I do? Does it hurt just as much if I punch her in the cunt? I'll have to ask a hermaphrodite or something. That is the only thing that has a hope of being a reliable source in this matter. If I don't get this out of the way it'll bother me for ages. I wish I wasn't so honourable and equiviolent. If my conscience would let me get away with it I'd absolutely boot her in the vagina and be on my merry way.

apostrophapathy

n. The state of being of someone who just doesn't care about apostrophes.

Stephen Fry has complete apostrophapathy.

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Chlorophile

A person who is sexually attracted to green plants.

Get that chlorophile out of my shrubbery!

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mehfinition

Due to the fact that there are thirty-seven pages on Urban Dictionary of definitions for the word "meh" as this is being written, mehfinition is a word now.

Christ, so many mehfinitions... I'll upload mine anyway.

flesh stranger

n. A person with whom you have never been naked or semi-naked.

We thought that we'd got to a stage where we could have sex, but it's so hard to take your clothes off around a flesh stranger.

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daythrough

Literally, a daythrough is the experience or act of someone living through a timestream that will repeat itself. The term daythrough is one that only applies to two (fictional) situations that this writer can actually think of; Bill Murray constantly living the same day over and over again in the film Groundhog Day, and Link continuously travelling back to the beginning of the three-day period in the videogame The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

"Nigga please, you can get the bunny hood on the second daythrough if you know what you're doing, it's not even a thing."

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