Karma bukkake

The large and unpleasant giz-like load the universe and its pals project onto ones face for being an unreasonable cunt. Recipients are generally skinny blonde white girls (i.e. unreasonable cunts).

Because Sheree was such an unreasonable cunt and called the cops, I'm sure she'll get a karma bukkake soon enough.

McWorkout

A sudden and intense core and glute workout performed by clenching one’s buttcheeks for the entire ride home from work after eating McDonald’s for lunch.

Ted’s suit was soaked in sweat from his McWorkout on his ride home from work. But at least he didn’t poop his pants.