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Meal ticket

A wealthy rich man, who is usually used by a younger more attractive woman

The only reason that 25 year old model is dating that ass ugly 50 year old lawyer is because heҀ™s her meal ticket

by Bernie Lomax May 8, 2019

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


All the tools and no box to carry them in.

A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.

Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.

by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009

30πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bouquet

The act of getting a handful of traffic tickets from a cop.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.

I got stopped the other day for speeding. He ended up nailing me for a burnt headlight, no seatbelt, and an old insurance card. I got the bouquet.

by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009

46πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009

45πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž