Quanari

A dude who’s a really great friend, and will be by your side. He’s very good at drawing! Sometimes he trolls people, and it makes people around him annoyed.

“Hey it’s Quanari! He’s a very nice person.”

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lipsmacker

when a guy smacks the girls pussy lips while eating her out..

women, im gonna lipsmack your pussy

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cool speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.

These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.

see stupid speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Hi ( insert name here ), I'm never going to go out with you!

Hey ( insert name here ), stop looking at me and look at Berrington.

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'itis

A variation and shortening of Niggaitis; The overwhelming sleepy feeling that comes over people after they have eaten too much food. Usually people get the 'itis after eating rich soul food during the holidays.

I have the itis so I am going to lay down and take a nap.

I don't want to eat too much because I will get the 'itis.

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Clipboard

Actually a common occurence for most men. When a sudden erection springs up in a public place and the boner's owner can do nothing but flip it up. "Clipboarded", if you will, against the body by the waistline of the pants.

"I was in Italian class and goddamn, that Signora Mazzoni, she made me pop a boner. It was so obtrusive, I had to clipboard it."

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tiger up the butt

when you see two cats going at it...

dude, josh, my cat loves to tiger up the butt your cat

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Twat

An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"

I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...

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