awkward central

An imaginary location in which two persons are locked in eternal awkwardness. Often found in failing relationships.

"Bert, I love you."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."

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ubese

Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really fat.

Today an ubese girl stood on my foot. I tried to walk away and my leg snapped off.

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