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When a mans penis looks similar to a roll mop herring,The penis should also smell of pickled onion and fish to be correctly diagnosed as Roll Mop Cock............
Oh Dale your cock is disgusting it looks like a Rollmop cock and stinks of onion,your not coming near me seafood balls!
When a persons face resembles a human anus
Hey look at that Ringface. He looks a right arsehole!
When a mans balls are so long they skim the surface of the water when taking a dump,replicating the action of the bouncing bombs during the dambusters strikes in germany
Cor daves balls hang so low when he has a shit he must be a bog buster
When a person goes to a cafe,mostly at a unconvienient time and orders a fried breakfast which must contain at least 2 sausage,the person would normally then go and sleep it off as they would feel awfull after eating it
person 1.. full breakfast please
person 2.. sorry were just about to close
person 1.. there is time,and slap a couple extra sausage on please
person 2.. that customer has just ordered a Sausagefast and have you seen the time
person 3.. oh great were gonna be late
to wax or shave the area on your arm where you wear your watch to avoid irritation
my wrist is itching i must be ready for a time waxing
The art of spending a lot of time in a peugeot car with the seat reclined,sometimes sleeping,the person doing this would normally park in an area that is hard to see,so not to be spotted.
Look at that guy he has been pugresting all morning
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To have a shave while simultaneously taking a shit
Got in from work brushed my teeth and had a quick Dumpstyle so I could get here on time.