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General Cossack Manouvre:
The act whereby Cossack moon's anyone. Often commited at cossack party. The effect of this will often blind anyone looking at Cossacks now shining white arse.
Advanced Cossack Manouvre:
As above but done while singing Bohemian Rhapsody or 500 miles. Alternative: done while giving piggyback ride to friend.
Stealth Cossack Manouvre:
Taking photos of ones genitals in a room full of people. On someone elses digital camera. With no one noticing. Often has the added effect of taking genital photo(s), three or four general photos then secondary genital photo(s) to stun as they think its safe to look again.
Hanging Cossack Manouvre:
Hanging ones bare shining arse over the edge of your bed to moon someone lying there. Requires some balance and accomplace to operate light when in correct position. Also known as the Rising Dawn and Hanging Gardens of Cossack.
This Manouvre often results in the phrase: "Oh my god the light, the LIGHT!" being yelled
Dark Room full of people.
Execute General Cossack Manouvre from vantage point.
Cossack: Someone turn on the light please...
Panic ensures.
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Something said in ending a long dead relationship. It's usually followed by but in this case it means "I don't want to hurt you, but i can't stand being near you, you irritate me and i dont know how long it will be before i take an axe to either one of us, please don't cry". Usually coupled with it's not you it's me
"I love you but I need time alone"
"I love you but it's not working"
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Cossack Party is an effect that involves the drinking of vast quantities of liquor at "Cossack's House". This can also be done on tour, whereby "The Usual Suspects" are at another location and start drinking. Often if a Party is deemed to be boring, a Cossack Party will be declared and the party may be then saved.
Can also include photos of genitals.
Requirements: Usual Suspects, DAB Beer Steins, Vodka, Absinthe, Meowing at CheckoutChicks, Bohemian Rhapsody and Wasdrogan
Guest to Host:"I a Cossack Party 'cos I didn't know anyone here"
"Hey Cossack, lets throw a Cossack Party"
"Hey Cossack I am coming down for the weekend."
"We haven't drank in three weeks"
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