Drudge driving

The act of reading the Drudge Report on your BlackBerry or similar smartphone device while operating a motor vehicle.

Damn. After reading about Obama's latest scheme to piss me the hell off on my Berry while I was heading South through Marietta last night, I suddenly heard the wail of a black and white crank up and realized that I had been caught Drudge driving.

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