Aimee

A curly headed beauty. A clout goggle wearing meme lord. But most importantly a mom friend. Her most elite friends refer to her as “google”, due to her information giving nature. Not sure what specific bones u use while writing the bee movie script? She’ll tell you all 27 of them in alphabetical order. She likes to spend her free time scrolling on intagram like her fello gen-zs, however what makes her different is the fact that she ignores ur DMs. Of course u can see the green icon next to her profile picture meaning she’s active but alas she will give no answer. Answering to her is a sign of weakness. She can also be found in any of ur common nerdy school clubs. Said clubs will prevent her from having a social life. A lunch with Aimee is as rear as her having clear skin to any of her close friends. She will show u the 100 miles remix by skinbone a billion times until your poor ears bleed with pure agony. She also likes to talk with her head and arms moving to make her statements sound more professional, and honestly it works. She will swear she does not have an accent but you can hear the east coast when she speaks. She also has this one lil mole left of her lips which her best friend once facetuned off by accident. If she comes in contact with u be sure to turn of any google homes in sight of she will have to engage in a cringy and painful to watch dance off with the piece of technology to claim her territory.

Cathy: Hey was Aimee at ur house the other day?
Theo: Oh yeah it was a close one! I had to flush my google home down the toilet.

Cathy: You know u could have just turned it off right?
Theo: I know but it was the meme lord herself.

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