Cory

Cory
Cory will annoy you from the moment you meet him. He will stare awkwardly at you in a creepy way any chance he gets. Cory’s are experts at creeping up behind you just to creep and popping their head around corners, doorways, and in windows like a needy groundhog in search of his shadow. Not only will a Cory be awkward physically, but he is also socially awkward with no ability to judge social cues such as when to shut up. He will repeat himself so many times that you want to strangle him. A Cory will think he is the boss when the boss is standing in the same room.

A: Dude, is that guy a private investigator or something? He pops up everywhere.

B: Nope. Just a Cory.

A: (shaking his head) damn Cory’s

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Taylor

A Taylor will simultaneously be completely honest with you while also being full of shit. It’s like a super power. Taylor walks with his head held high because he is self aware. He knows his faults, but he is also highly aware of his greatness. He is the kind of guy that will go out to slay the dragon but tames it instead. Even dragons are enthralled by a Taylor with dark brown hair and eyes. Arriving home Taylor will stand tall, in all his glory, awaiting the worship he deserves. A Taylor will have an entourage of loyal and adoring followers waiting on his every whim. Taylor will play with puppies in the park, go for a long drive, or fight in a cage match depending on his mood. He has zero tolerance for a lack of common sense and is brutal only when necessary. A Taylor will surprise you with his wittiness as well as his freaky ness. No one is immune to the charm of a Taylor.

A: Did you see that Taylor tame that dragon?
B: Yeah. He’s so dreamy. Taylor can tame me anytime.

Taylor: Will you hold this for me and keep it safe? (Holds out his closed hand)
Girl: (holds out open hand) Of course!
Taylor: (smoothly holds girl’s hand while flashing a charming grin)
Girl: (giggles)