Jerk a quicky

When you’re really short on time but you also need to jerk it

“If I hurry I can grab a bite to eat, start my laundry, and I can probably jerk a quicky, too!”

Dire nut

When you’re overdue for a jack off sesh but you’re in a place where you can’t but you do it anyway

Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”

G spot

A certain defined location where you can hang out with your homies

“We found a nice G spot down the road from my place”