Jon Walker

The man with the Magnum Dong.

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G

Big Bird

Many think that we are all inside the Milky Way. That is, however, incorrect. We are actually all inside of Big Bird. This entire "galaxy" is actually just Big Bird. He vored us all a long time ago, and scientists are still wondering how it was possible.

Wow! I can't believe Big Bird can vore that many people at once!