When you poo and pee at the same time
This is a rare occurrence for many
I managed to molp for the first time in 2 years last night
Someone who likes to poop and not wipe their dirty ass.
"Oh my gosh Sarah, I know why Meredith smells! She's a dimbledagg!"
A fart that smells likes a carvery
Sometimes I do a roast dinner fart