criminal

When someone is so good looking it should be a crime.

"Have you met Wilhelm? His looks are criminal."

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Cragglepus

Someone who is soft, negative and annoying. A light hearted insult directed at someone who has just done something silly.

"Zara, you're a Cragglepus"

Nuffket

Someone who thinks you give a shit despite all the signs.

I told Jason I was busy but he wouldn't shut up about the fucking corporate culture here. Jason is such a nuffket.