the omie

(n) slang for the Omicron variant of Covid-19. Also spelled "omi"

Jill: Get away from me with that sneezing, did you catch omicron?
Jack: Cool your tits it's a cold, not the omie.

floor nigger

Politically correct term for midget, dwarf, little person, of any race. Named for their proximity to the floor. Credit to Dave Attell

person A: Hey did you notice the midget working in the housewares section at Wal-mart?
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!

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