Wanksher

When you laugh kind of sound like a dog being put down

Your laughing so weird you sound like a wanksher

Clomaphobic

When your friend just got chlamydia and you want them to stay away.. dirty slut

“He has chlamydia”
“I’m a clomaphobic so he needs to stay away from me”

yekted

Yekted is when you laugh really hard and almost piss your pants

“She just yekted so hard! what is she laughing at?”

yekted

Yekted is when you laugh too hard in class and get yelled at my your dumb bitch teacher

“Jenny just yekted really hard! What do you think she was yecting about Stacy?”

Stacy: “Andrews pee pee.. it’s so small”