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>Verb< to Pez,
The act of placing a Pez Candy into a woman's vagina and then retrieving the item with your tongue for stimulating pleasure as well as a tasty snack.
Brandon: Guess what I did last night.
Jackson: Whu man,
Brandon: Got some Pez man, and I went at it, HAHA! Put six in there got em all out with my tongue dog!
Jackson: Say WHA!?
Brandon: Hell yeah! I was like baby we are gonna do this and she was like, Alright, and yup, we did it.
Jackson: Badass.
Brandon: Yup, I was Pezzing all night long brah.
Jackson: Ima see if my girl will let me Pez.
(Next Day(
Jackson: Guess what I did last night.
Brandon: NO WAY!
Austin: NO WAY!
Jackson: Yup
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A reanimated corpse of an extra terrestrial life-form or a life-form with unknown origins.
I.E. A Necromorph can be classified as a Zalien.
Man could look up at the stars and dream of a frontier that withheld wisdom and discoveries beyond that of anything imaginable, until they discovered that there are freaking zaliens. You don't screw around with zaliens. Zombies are one thing, but zaliens create a whole new level of NOPE.
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