The DA (district attorney or deputy district attorney).
As in 50 cent's "In Da Hood":
Now the D's, they harass me in the 'hood
some damn good smoke wit a little extra somethin special in it for anyone who's smoked it and knows and for yall back home in da east we call it dank........
bitch pass dat chronic you suckin, you know you don't get none.
a really fat line of cocaine that when taken feels like your head is gonna bust.
the drug dealer then dropped me a head bussa of his personal blow.
A "big j" is a slang that originated in the 70's to describe a large joint or "j".
Where my gay lover Harry loves to spend his time when I smooch on him because he is my hot hunny buns.
"I received my first STD at Hogwarts with Harry."
1. What John Kerry fled from his fellow soldiers in.
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!
That bitch swallowed all of my Swiff boat.