Muff Cabbage

A redundant slang term used by New Jerseyens that translates to "vagina vagina". It is believed the term Muff Cabbage originally translated to "Muff of New Jerseyens", perhaps because of the cabbage like appearence of the Jerseyen muffs- which is caused by the overly frequent use and abuse they are often subject to.

Jersey girl #1: You're muff cabbage.
Jersey girl #2: No you're muff cabbage- muff cabbage.
Bystander: You both are muff cabbage... its a Jersey thing.

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Poon Juice

A slippery, wet substance created by a womans vagina or poon, usually before sex, or when sexually aroused. Poon Juice serves the purpose of lubricating.

Dude, Danyelle was so horny last night- I was dripping wet from head to toe with poon juice by the time her and I finished having sex.

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cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.

Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.