Brunch

A mixture of breakfast and lunch, used by stressed employees and bored new yorkers.

They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.

ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.

Brunch? What retard came up with that?

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Jamie Oliver

Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.

Fact.

Oright maate, thats pukkaa thiiing.

Apppless and peearrs...

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A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

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Piss against the White House

An anarchists dream.

oh it feels so bad yet so right!!

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tall poppies

a very posh porn book.
Check amazon for details.

"He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing against her stomach"

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To wake up

When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.

Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?

Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.

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cigarettes

coffin nails which kill people in the most horrific ways since the black death. cigarette compainies make billions on your backs. you mean nothing to them.

Pros. The sex appeal (cough)

Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social

Youre paying someone to kill you slowly- why dont i just come round and drill holes into your skin every week?

Dont be a fool.

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