Robbie

"Robbie's" tend to be of the male gender. He is typically tall, lanky, but has a nice ass. He longs for attention, and if lacks it he will slap your phone away and cry; "nyeh!, Robbie time". When he calls this, it's time to put your phone away and allow him to rest his head on you like a bitch. Robbies tend to enjoy ratting people out, calling them off and getting them in trouble. If he himself is rated on he will shout; "Sniff sniff, I smeel cheese!", he will then make rat gestures, as if he is a rat eating cheese. Robbies eat atleast twice a day, typically chinese food or mysterious meats he says is chicken. Robbie will have homosexual tendencies, so be prepared if you are willing to befriend a Robbie.

Person 1: who the fuck is that mutant
Person 2: bro chill its just a robbie

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