trots

Being in the temporary condition of having one wicked ass case of diarrhea where you are unable to be away from a toilet for more than five minutes without some form of preventative measures such as five Imodium AD which is loraprimide sodium HCL. This binds the liquid matter making it possible to avoid depends and function and or sleep. The trots can refer to a faction of the diarrhea family known as sterroreha. (Spelling ?) It is when your bowel movement is not total liquid and chunks fly out and hit the water making noise and sound like some hard soled shoes hitting the ground as someone trots down the sidewalk. The sounds of the matter hitting the water reflects a pattern simmilar to foot steps.

"How are you feeling today honey?"
"My Crohn's disease is acting up. I have some symptoms still which can be dealt with with my pills but the one thing holding me back from work is a gnarly case of the trots. I can't go away from the toilet for more than five minutes. Can you pick up some Imodium AD for me? I am sick of feeling bloated and my ass is chapped from wiping ten times a day. Gotta love those trots."

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chauncy

Chauncy has many meanings. It was first introduced into American pop culture as a typical name for a chaufer like the name Jeeves. Chauncy morphed into various expressions that have become staples to the urban jargon we often hear everyday. Chauncy: A person who can be labeled a "mental midget" or simpleton; a flim flam who tries to leach off of others; to describe something that is silly; lacking substance, or mildly unfortunate such as a cashed bowl, or no vanilla soy milk left in the container for your morning coffee.

"Man, that last rope off the bong really pushed me over the edge." "Man, let me catch a hit next." "You will have to hold on a second. I have to pack another bowl. This one is chauncy."

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bundo

A Japanese street fighting move where a Ronin Samurai Warrior takes both hands, cups them, and claps the palms of his or her hands over the ears of the opponent causing the figheter to lose their hearing and become disoriented. This move, if administered hard enough, can cause the opponent to fall without the need for a second blow. The bundo technique is typically a combination though where the ear clap is a predicessor to a death punch, grip or harminonizing a group of attackers with one sweep of a Ronin Tanto Blade. An excellent precursor for a death punch or some other blow or form or attack to permanently take down the enemy.

The fighters were engaged for at least a half an hour. Eventually, Jubei, one of the leaders of the Takeda army inflicted his signature combination Bundo technique to disorient the attacker finishing him off by infilicting a tucked finger death punch to the throat which cuts off the victim's oxigen supply ultimatly resulting in the opponent's death and victory for the Takeda Army. During the Bundo combination, the sentence, "I shall seal your fate!" are screamed in Japanese so as to allow the attacker a brief moment to reflect and become one with his or her surroundings before losing consciousness and dying from lack of oxygen.

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