Kitten Eyes

Much like Crocodile Tears, and just as unsuccessful. Meant to make the recipient feel sorry for and forgive the other person.

Oh no no no, don't think those Kitten Eyes are getting you out of trouble this time.

Kiss of Death

When a gay man throws just enough shade that you can't tell if he's being nice or cruel, yet you can't deny what he says is true and you can't fight back.

Guy #1: Why does Maria have that look of shock on her face?
Guy #2: I gave her the Kiss of Death.

Guy #1: How?
Guy #2: I told her that dressed looked great the first time she wore it this week.
Guy #1: *Mouth Pop*...Kiss of Death, indeed.

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