R-Charge

When you get hit with a charge of rape by someone which wasn't strictly true or even occur.

Guy 1: Yo did you get with her on halloween?
Guy 2: No! She was crazy and hit me with an R-Charge

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Dogband

When you're so single that you're basically married to your dog.

"Yo you need to get a real man you weirdo, a dogband doesn't count"