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JarJar Stinks

The fishy odor a particularly annoying, talkative Karen gets in her vagina after a long day's work spent on her phone insisting she "does too much to be paid so little" and deserves more respect around here.

She spent all day waiting tables & forming froth downstairs, went to yoga, then came home and expected me to go down south with my mouth! I told her "Hell, no! Your JarJar Stinks and my tongue ain't that numb."

by Bicholas Neurunk October 26, 2020

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Quaker Scroats

The frothy, oatmeal-like substance that builds up on your balls after a lust-filled romp.

After her hoppin' on top & poppin' the ol' flesh collar on me nearly an hour - I needed a post-coitus snack. Luckily, I looked down and noticed some Quaker Scroats brewing.

by Bicholas Neurunk September 5, 2020

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