biclops

A layman's term for an individual who has biclopism, a debilitating genetic mutation that causes him or her to have two eyes. Biclopism is one of the most common genetic mutations found in humans, along with mono-penisism and biboobism. The seriousness of this mutation is supported by the fact that almost 100% of all humans are born with two eyes.

This genetic mutation is also common in most earthborne vertebrates.

Cyclops: "Hey! It's what's his name, from the surface, the biclops."

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