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Winning in life and not giving a fuck about what others think.
Donald Trump ...and I said to Iran, “Don’t fuck with us!” Trumping!
1 A toasted treat with a jam filled interior.
2 A hot young woman who is slutty.
The former definition of tart you want eat, the latter, you want to eat out! He he ha ha!
The funnier version of whatchamacallit. Often used by aging steel-workers who can’t remember where they left their bull-prick…
Hey motherfucker, hand me that whatchamafuckit right the fuck now!
A poem.
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That I wish to lick her twat
Oh it’s juicy flavor
Is a taste that I thoroughly savor
With each lick comes hints of peach
That cause my wiener to leach
Oh and how she sucks me off
Is only marred by when she has to cough
When she talks about the news she has a look so dumb
But it only makes me want to cum
Her tits so thick
Provide amusement for my dick
Her ass is truly a bubble
But fucking it gets me in trouble
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That nothing can turn me off, not even her yellow snot.
I wrote this at halftime of the Creighton Zaga game so sorry for mistakes!!! Brooke Baldwin is hot and I am bored...
Used to be a very safe and reliable car. Then, Volvo Passenger Vehicles we’re split from Volvo Heavy Machinery, sold to Ford, and then Ford flipped them to the CCP. Now both Volvo PV and Volvo HM are total shit. Stay away from them!
I sadly have first hand experience with Volvo. Piece of SHIT!!!!
Drinking alcoholic beverages the morning after a night of heavy drinking. This is supposed to help relieve the hangover but really has no positive effects.
Bro I was so pickled on those margaritas last night. I have to go hair of the dog.