Slipper

A perfectly tapered stool that quickly and cleanly exits the sphincter leaving little to no residue.

Antonym: Sticker

Scott dropped a slipper and was back on the road in record time.

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Slipper

A perfectly tapered stool that quickly and cleanly exits the sphincter leaving little to no residue.

Antonym: Sticker

Scott dropped a slipper and was back on the road in record time.

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Slipper

A perfectly tapered stool that quickly and cleanly exits the sphincter leaving little to no residue.

Antonym: Sticker

Scott dropped a slipper and was back on the road in record time.

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Sticker

A stool that leaves an immense amount of residue as it exits the sphincter.

Antonym: Slipper

Oh man, not a sticker! It's going to take a half a roll and 15 minutes to clean my cheecks.

Jurasshole

Overly rude elderly person.

That impatient jurasshole just cut ahead of me in line.

Galloping Lumpuckeroo

Diarrhea in the extreme. A nearly liquified stool with a greenish and/or apricot hue.

After hitting the Alberto's drive thru last night, I've had a bad case of the galloping lumpuckeroo all morning.