Justin Bieber

A homosexual male, who gets overplayed on the radio due to obsessive girls in the age range of three to twenty. Seduces target audience (young boys, sometimes undeveloped girls) by convincing them he is a die-hard romantic. He cannot be a die-hard romantic, considering he is sixteen and has not yet hit puberty. He has a total pube count of...two.

The latest tween robot to take over radio stations. When hearing the brainwashing lyrics, you may experience one of the following:
#1: Fear for the next generation
#2: Hearing loss
#3: A HORRIBLE disease often referred to as "Bieber fever"

Syptoms of Bieber Fever include: Chronic screaming, loss of all dignity, making out with air-brushed posters, and knowing all the lyrics to annoying, pointless songs. Effects last as long as Justin Bieber's career.

People with Bieber fever tend to be extremely annoying and impulsive. Please take caution when approaching them.

The Canadian government is extremely sorry for letting their experimental mind-control cyborg out of the country.

Be warned, he is a short, white Canadian. He talks like a gang-banger. This is often referred to as "wangster."

Justin Bieber told us "One Time" approximately one thousand times. He is recommended to return immediately to kindergarten to re-learn how to count.

The chorus to "Baby" is actually the edited recording of the first time he masturbated.

He is an Usher mini-me. Usher's side project, if you will.

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