Drop a ham

To take an exeptionally large and smelly dump.

Did someone drop a ham in here, I can't hardly breathe.

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Boil some potatoes

The act of defacating in a toilet. With your poo being the potatoes and the toilet being the pot of water.

I can't wait until halftime, I got to boil some potatoes.

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