Olsy-Sanchez

Olsy-Sanchez: when one saves his poop in anticipation of coitus, and after said coitus, he takes his own poop and draws a poop mustache on his lover (male or female). Or, alternatively, when a man requests his female partner wear what is commonly known as a "strap-on", and said female uses the "strap-on" to enter her male subject anally. And after consummation, the male subject locates the strap-on, which has now been removed from the female, and he uses the poopy end of the strap-on to draw a mustache on the female. Olsy Sanchez

I'm saving the real deuce for Bridget's Olsy-Sanchez.

Olsmomicron

Olsmomicron is a variant of coronavirus that is transmitted sexually by sloppy giant vaginas. Common symptoms include high fever, big swollen balls and inability to ejaculate.

I went to the Wednesday night gangbang last week and now balls are on fire and I've got a 103 temp. Pretty sure Ive got a bad case of stealth Olsmomicron from that dirty ninja hooker.