too tired

A lame excuse used by some for getting out of spending time with girls.

"I can't play Halo, I'm too tired."

oh god

when nick runs past a baseball coming to him in the air and then falls down he screams this

nick yelled oh god when he missed the ball

nukerwave

1.) The retangular box usually found in your kitchen or car, used for heating various things.
2.) See microwave

"Go put my coffee in the nukerwave for a minute."