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Gamer's Eye

The really annoying unconscious twitching of the eyelid of either one or both eyes caused by heavy fatigue. It is not a painful condition, but the twitching does become very annoying over time. The only cure is regular deep sleep over a number of days. Called gamer's eye because so many gamers experience it after spending day after day sitting up until 2am playing Counter-Strike (or WOW, or some other game), then getting up at the usual time to attend work/school/college/etc.

Person 1: Man, I've been playing Counter-Strike for three days straight and now I've got the worst case of gamer's eye. Look closely, can you see my eyelid twitching?
Person 2: You are such a geek. You should switch to World of Warcraft; it kicks CS's ass!
Person 3: Dude, you know I can't play WOW; I'm heterosexual!

by Big Bad Mark April 24, 2006

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gayer than a bag of penises

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.

Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006

123๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


psychic vampire

Basically, a term by which insecure freaks describe various other people, as a way of explaining depression and anxiety caused by their own insecurities. Characteristics of people prone to identify psychic vampires are:

1. Goths and other freakish ass-clowns who dress in black and think that writing bad poetry makes them "deep".

2. Insecure manic depressives who think that they couldn't possibly be depressed because they are worthless gits, therefore it must be those pesky "psychic vampires" again.

Person 1: Hey that guy is a real psychic vampire. I always feel drained and depressed when I'm around him.
Person 2: Perhaps it's time you got a life and stopped being a self-obsessed ass-goblin.
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Person 1: Help! The guy with me is a real psychic vampire!
Person 2: Hey, I didn't know you'd become a goth.
Person 1: Sure. Would you like to hear some bad poetry?

by Big Bad Mark January 25, 2005

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