Tardy tard

A retarded person who is late.

"Andrew is such a tardy tard"

Cunted off

To berate ones actions, situation or decisions in a disrespectful way.

Jonny cunted off Solskjær's decision to bring cavani on-board despite it being a great call.

Late Gimp

A person who is not only late, but decides to inform you 45 minutes after he should have already left home.

"Jonny where are you?"
"Sorry boys, problem at work"
"Why didn't you tell us earlier considering you should have left home 45 minutes ago?"
"Because I'm a late gimp"

Gol

'Guffaw out loud' the reaction of an upper-class person to ones japes. Normally prevailed over text.

"Hey Jacob, if someone reads this and has to Google the word Guffaw or Jape, then they should stick with using lol in their uneducated banter"
"Gol, indubitably my good fellow"