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When you don't have enough money to afford brand name cherry colas. Only this cola is better because it offers the drinker super human abilities to drive cars on 2 or less tires.
"Wanna see something cool, hold my super chill cherry cola."
See :youtube.com/watch?v=dM2tiu8zS0E for an example
*note the man brandishing the can in his hand in triumph.*